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Old 03-15-2007, 12:55 PM
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10 signs that you might be a noob......

First off, let me begin by saying that these are general occurrences, and are not in reference to any particular person or incident. If you believe that you might be a noob, and are easily offended, go away, and don't read this.

With that said, I give you the top 10 signs you might be a noob.

10. You post a thread asking about peoples opinions of a gun, then get pissed off that they think you're a noob, then you proceed to insult them due to that fact.

9. You ask the question "What is the best AEG for under $50(or $100)".

8. You scoff at people and call them "elitist" for buying real tactical gear and good guns, then wonder why your "affordable" gear falls apart.

7. You show up to airsoft games and try to grab others' gear or guns without asking them.

6. You call magazines "clips".

5. You ask how you can upgrade your Cyma/Cybergun AEG, then get angry when told that it can't be done.

4. You send off applications and requests to join every airsoft team in your area without ever having played.

3. You think Classic Army is the most original company to ever make AEGs.

2. You think Tokyo Marui is pronounced "To-kee-oh Mao-ri".

-and now, for the number one sign that you might be a noob......

1. You think Cybergun makes the best airsoft products available.

Feel free to add to the list, or just make comments. We are noob friendly here, and like I said, this is just a list for fun, so if you are offended by this, feel free to send me nastygrams via PM.

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Old 03-15-2007, 01:07 PM
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The number 1 sign you might be a noob should be, "After reading and replying to this thread, you were admitted to the hospital for blunt, cranial Ban Hammer trauma"
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My additions:

"Your boots and Bdu's are worth more than your gun"
"You carry 2 springer pistols JUST IN CASE"
"You have a tac light on your pistol during a daytime event because it looks cool"
"You wear a woodland top with flecktarn pants"
The big one......." you wear a medic armband to identify yourself as a medic at a event"
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:09 PM
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Great post dude,i laughed pretty hard when i saw it. Although, i dont think anyone can agree on how to pronounce tokyo marui hahah.
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:12 PM
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3. You think Classic Army is the most original company to ever make AEGs.

2. You think Tokyo Marui is pronounced "To-kee-oh Mao-ri".
AHAHAAHAH good job Loki you definetly have nailed down the simptomes of nobbieness. That Classic Army joke is hilarious! Also, almost every single video on YOUTUBE.COM has a noob saying "To-kee-oh Mao-ri". Your really really really hit the nail on the head with this thread!
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:24 PM
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Or how about:

You show up to a game with nothing but a springer.

Yeah. My brother and I did that last time.
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:34 PM
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Old 03-15-2007, 01:38 PM
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HAHA I've gotten negative feedback for something along the lines of that but no where near what you just wrote.
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:00 PM
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here are a few i came up with....

You wear bright white nikes to events
You wear hunting camo to events
You think that there is no difference between .12s and .20s
You go to airsoft arms and ask 50 billion questions which are totally useless and you ask to hold every gun, then ask questions about it.
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Top 10 signs you are no longer a noob...

10. You fix your own gun or by another one
9. You buy more gear than you can use at one time
8. You think twice before posting in a thread
7. Noobs orbit you at every event
6. People are always asking you "where did you get that?"
5. You get mad when you are "hit"
4. You dogpile onto everyone elses negative feedback torward a noob
3. Publicly, you turn you nose up at "chinese clones" but have three of them at home
2. You feel compelled to start a top 10 list
1. You no longer worship Loki
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:11 PM
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Not too shabby of a list. "2.)You feel compelled to start a top 10 list" Is that when you realized that you were no longer a noob? Just kidding, anyways great list!
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:11 PM
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Not too shabby of a list. "2.)You feel compelled to start a top 10 list" Is that when you realized that you were no longer a noob? Just kidding, anyways great list!
Actually that was another jab at Loki
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:20 PM
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Ahhh i get it now.

I'd like to add: "DOUBLE-POSTING" which starts at but is not limited to two consecutive post's. (No pun intended)
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Just where I'm going
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:26 PM
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Number 1 sign your a noob (And if my forum members find out I said this I'm toast)

1.) People even call you a noob at AirsoftForum.com!

Actually we don't allow people to call people noobs at ASF.... our swear filter actually changes the word noob to "newbie". But It is still funny.
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:37 PM
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:40 PM
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Number 1 sign your a noob (And if my forum members find out I said this I'm toast)

1.) People even call you a noob at AirsoftForum.com!

Actually we don't allow people to call people noobs at ASF.... our swear filter actually changes the word noob to "newbie". But It is still funny.
It's so true...
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6. You call magazines "clips".
I make this mistake sometimes when talking to people (Frostbite Week 1.....Phil), but I do know the difference if that helps my case at all?

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You go to airsoft arms and ask 50 billion questions which are totally useless and you ask to hold every gun, then ask questions about it.
I do this, but I think if I am about to drop several hundred on a gun, that I am fully entitled to know and feel what I am buying.

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You wear hunting camo to events
I go for the "guerrilla" look (a constant work in progress), and hunting camo looks perfect. Call me a noob (not the end of the world) but if it works it works, and I'm sure not every guerrilla in the world is running around in tiger stripe.

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Great post dude,i laughed pretty hard when i saw it. Although, i dont think anyone can agree on how to pronounce tokyo marui hahah.
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Incorrect, some of us can speak Japanese. Mah-lroo-e -- its hard to translate, phonetically, ru or る,to English. I don't bother to pronounce it correctly because when speaking in English I speak MUCH faster than in Japanese and its just easier to say it like every American miss pronounces it, than to change my phonetic tone and speed just for one maybe two words. Plus people recognize
the miss pronunciation. [ /RANT ]

Nice lists though guys very clever.
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Like Evil Head, here is a list of the top ten reasons why you are no longer a noob but you have an addiction.

10. (Original thought comes from GreaseMan) You take $5000 extra in collage loans to pay for airsoft

9. Spend more time cleaning your guns than your self.

8. Spent more money on your PTW than your car.

7. Spent more money on accessories for your PTW, then you did on your PTW.

6. Starve your self to pay for BB's.

5. You gave up a quarter of school to pay for John Lu events.

4. Spend many hours on the computer looking at guns that you can never afford (unless you live in a box and eat ramen noodles).

3. You design a new style gearbox.

2. Decide to join the Navy to pay for airsoft (and collage too).

and finally number one...

1. You spend time from your measly existence posting information that almost no sizable portion of the human population will ever read or understand, on an internet forum!
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here are a few i came up with....
You think that there is no difference between .12s and .20s
Or continue to claim that the .12 gram bb is superior to the .20 gram bb because it goes faster, but truly you are naive to the damage it does to your AEGs...
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4. Spend many hours on the computer looking at guns that you can never afford (unless you live in a box and eat ramen noodles).
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you're still a noob if

you think that wal-mart bb's are the best bb's to buy
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That kind of goes along with the .12's are superior than .20's. And absolutely anything that has to do with walmart and airsoft means that you are possibly a noob, with the exception of small propane tanks to use with ur new propane adapter for ur gas gun.
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How bout something like this...

"I am opening a field that my dad used to own, but sold to some guy, who doesn't know we're playing there, but we'll be ok because the only way anyone would know were their is if they are driving by and happen to look to there left and see us, which almost never happens, but it is in plane view of a county road and teh cops are cool with it because if they come out, we'll just put our orange tips back out and hide from them and they can't do anything too serious because were all 14 and 15 and you don't need full face protection just close your eyes when a BB is shot at you and the FPS limits are 550 or until you pass out from the pain and the cost per person is $80, but if you want it to be realistic like Irene or somethin, bring your trucks and realsteel and fire them in the air for added realism. LOL!!!111133311 "
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