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Old 10-13-2007, 09:35 PM
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when pop cans cannot be thrown out before being used in a chrono test.

when your airsoft default is of you in full gear. (took mine down but used to have one)

when you and your cousin go to JoAnn fabrics and price camo pattern fabric by yard, as well as browse yarn and other materials to make ghillie suit and cover for your gun.
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:15 PM
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When you crawl through a stream, leaving your hello kitty rifle behind to assault an M249 gunner with a pistol.

For those who weren't there, conquest looks great. I will be down there next Sunday. My short visit today was great.
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Old 10-17-2007, 03:47 PM
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You know you are addicted to airsoft when you have a dream about playing at your favorite field, but you consider it a nightmare because it did not actually happen. . .
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Old 10-17-2007, 03:57 PM
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you know you are addicted to airsoft when a trip around the inside your house during a power outage turns into a tacticle situation.
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Old 08-14-2008, 08:19 AM
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Cool "You might be an airsoft addict if..."

I saw something similar on a different forum, and I thought it might be kind of amusing to do some "You might be a redneck if.."-style airsoft jokes. These are just some that I think are pretty funny. Post any that you can come up with.

You might be an Airsoft Addict if...

-You've worn your full loadout around the house for no good reason.
-BB's fall out of everything you pick up at your house.
-The majority of your expendable income is spent on airsoft stuff.
-You spend more than 4 hours a day looking at airsoft-related stuff on the internet.
-You've ever shown off your scars from Airsoft games.
-You're laughing at these jokes because they're all true.
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:37 PM
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when you have more sets of BDU's than pairs of socks.
when your school clothes are stashed under your bed because your closet is restricted to Tac gear and BDU's only
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When you ask your parents if you can back to school shop alone and then use the leftover mulah on a secret bdu.
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You know your addicted to airsoft

You know your addicted to airsoft when...

you spend 2 hours a day posting forums on the Airsoft Ohio website for
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Old 08-14-2008, 06:27 PM
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You know you're addicted when...

... You wear a grimace through your history class because the UPS guy didn't come with your new gun.

... You actually have a girlfriend who likes to play.

... You think one of the hottest things ever is your lady in combat boots.

... You've actually lit your girlfriend up because you didn't hear her call hit.

... Your girlfriend has battle scars she shows off with pride.

... You feel very uncomfortable NOT wearing your tactical gear.

... You have more money spent on airsoft guns than real.

... Your mom moves to California, and when you fly out to visit you find a stray airsoft bb in her living room carpet.

... You find airsoft bbs on the floor at school. (High school AND college)
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Old 08-14-2008, 06:28 PM
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omg i thats how i get throught church too
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you cant wake up in the morning with out finding bbs in your shirt.

you planed on only buying one gun but after the first one you go broke buying enough guns to arm you whole neighborhood in case of an airsoft invasion.

when you have a file in you bookmarks with all the airsoft stores and company's on the internet.

when you almost burst into tears when you have to sell a gun.
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Old 08-14-2008, 08:16 PM
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when you research airsoft instead of a school project that is due the next day
when you wish they made an airsoft video game
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Old 08-14-2008, 09:18 PM
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When you spend more on it then you do a computer or your car!!!!
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:34 PM
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when you go to the extent of finding nightvision at toys R Us haha
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when you go to the extent of finding nightvision at toys R Us haha
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You're addicted when, not only do you research the ToysRus NVGs but you actually take the time to make them work effectively at night events and then brag about using a kids toy to go play pretend "War" with grown adults
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:54 PM
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You're addicted when, not only do you research the ToysRus NVGs but you actually take the time to make them work effectively at night events and then brag about using a kids toy to go play pretend "War" with grown adults
haha nice ill have to look in to them if your review is good
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Old 08-14-2008, 11:02 PM
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When the first thought that pops into your head when you get paid is i need a new gun when you are still paying off the last one you bought. (Ive done this many times)
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Old 08-15-2008, 12:55 AM
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you know youre addicted when you convince your girlfriends stepdad to buy a gun, but then while youre over at the house, drool over asgi.com while your girl sits on myspace wondering why her boyfriend and stepdad are nerds
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Old 08-15-2008, 01:17 AM
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you know youre addicted when you convince your girlfriends stepdad to buy a gun, but then while youre over at the house, drool over asgi.com while your girl sits on myspace wondering why her boyfriend and stepdad are nerds
No thats how you know you are going to die a virgin
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Old 08-15-2008, 01:39 AM
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You know your addicted to airsoft when everytime your mother-in-law comes to visit, you have the urge to inventory your gear down in the basement...oh wait..that's just avoidance....sorry wrong thread
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You know you're addicted to airsoft, when you pick up a piece of cardboard and say "oh hey, this would make a good BB shield!"
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When your Team Leader tells you that he is going to call your wife and have an intervention to have you stop buying Airsoft guns.

When you start out buying just one gun, and end up with eight.
When the first thing you do in the morning is look at AO threads.
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you know if your adictted when.........playing COD4 and forgetting that you switched to the M-60 instead of using your SAW and think OH @$#! MY BATTERIES DYING!! due to the reduced rate of fire and then say it unknowingly into the mic. (it happeneed for the first time today)
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You know your addicted when......... you can walk down the street in either direction and always be in sight of bbs , And when you wait on xmas eve and try to ambush santa clause under the tree.
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You know your addicted when you have a account on Airsoft Ohio...
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