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agree thread should be closed locked crap caned bottled and sold to the lowest bidder on e bay along with a free ozzy aproved i have issues t shirt and " i craped my pants in the korengal valley and all i got for it was this lousy load of S*&^"

In all seirousness we the Former current Veterans ...chide each other with a playfull sence of humour because we know how each has sufferd in his AND her own way, i love and care deeply for my felow vets ...id do dam near anyhting i oculd to help anyone of them out period ...for you a holes that question me and hide behind your puter screens ...agian grow a pair find out what its like ...dont be all you can be ...but what Ive allready been, and teach the next generation ....what imeans to take care of one another ...take care of your gear weapons wife car ect ect ....

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If anybody can make it in the Military, what about all those individuals that got pulled out of BASIC training because of suicide threat?

Not everybody can make it through basic training...its not even HARD.
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Old 07-19-2010, 04:28 PM
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pussies one and all if you cant handle real life ...well you git the idea and bishop grow a pair you waste of space who the hell are you to argue much more then a pre pubesent girl with a training bra ....you worthless a$$hat.....meet a real vet sometime findo ut exactly WHY some of the people are on suicide watch ...they git scared and whimp out ...now nothing wrong with steping up and being scared to death of actualy doing said job in the military regaurdless of branch, yes them ilitary isnt for every one but for you ....pu$$y just doesnt cut it ....if you have served then my fullest public apologies ....but if you havent you worthless space of humansuckface and issues haveing wana be ...shut the hell up and geta life, those that know me ...im not to far off or wrong agian ...my paologies and will do so publicly if its warented ...if you are a veteran if not ....not even the crap from my shoes will cover what your worth

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whoa.... such hostility!! lol. im gonna change the topic from attacking one another...
I read in the news paper, of a writer who interviewed a U.S. sergeant. in a comparison of women soldiers and men soldiers. one major thing that struck me was about women soldiers... this was the part that was funny to me, he wrote:
""Last week I interviewed a retired U.S. Army sergeant. He told me that female recruits often lack the strength to pull the pin on a grenade. No women that he has trained can throw a grenade beyond its blast radius.""
hahaha cant throw a grenade past blast radius... thats funny.
im not trying to offend any one. if any of you women are soldiers, or have a wife or mom thats a soldier, im not attacking them. i just think this is quite funny!
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Oh Ozzsclan, I dont even know how to respond to your incoherent babble.

Who do you think I'm arguing against? I was further stating that the military isnt for everyone...because of people that cannot complete BASIC TRAINING because someone is yelling at them and making them do stuff they dont want to do.

I wasnt even responding to your previous message...It was an extension of observations from the original author (Thor).


I am in fact, a combat Veteran. I've shot people, I dont need help, I never quit.
As I kind of accept your apology (didnt really have meaning since you were calling me names before and after the apology), I do think you need to be a little more observant and think before you post.

You, however, have my upmost respect and honor for being a Veteran.

Edit: sorry about the derail HammerHead.

Ozzsclan, if you wish for a rebuttal, do so via PM please.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:31 PM
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Ozzclan You sir are an idiot. Why were you not banned in the past? Your rant was useless and shows nothing but immaturity. How old are you? Youre service changes everytime you talk. Your MOS changes everytime you talk. Leave this thread alone because it sounds like its a good thing youre no longer in the military. You should be willing to help other soldiers no matter how clueless they are they have your back over seas.
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C'mon now, QUIT WITH THE CRAP. tell stories, not why you hate another forum member or not
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I would like to ask for this thread to be closed.... Nothing good could of come from the orginal post and nothing good can come from anything else that could be posted......unless your posting the recepie for Rum Cake b/c that would be amazing.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:06 PM
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My god people......shut up..enough is enough
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Old 07-20-2010, 12:23 AM
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Wow....so much for humorous stories...I was going to tell my EMT story (sorry not military, but somewhat related to THOR "intent" of the thread. I was going through EMT school and whenever I got discouraged and scared that I would not pass, I saw people who had passed the test and had NO BUSINESS doing the job. I called that my GMF theory....Goofey Motherf$%ker theory.....Because if that Goofey Motherf$%ker can do...so can I. There are GMFs everywhere...

BUT...I found "humor" in the beginning of the thread.

I do agree...this should be closed or locked....I see this getting even worse.....
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I've been avoiding coming in and posting because it is counter productive but I think some of you need to realize something. Posting that you want it to close achieves nothing but bringing it back. Stop posting that you want it gone and let it die already... seriously, the mods do not need to baby sit us and lock threads when stuff goes awry. Stop posting and let it go away. /end rant
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HoI nomination!
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haha I was waiting for someone to spit out the HoI vote. I third that!!
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I don't think knowing how to use a flashlight is some hardcore knowledge, and I'm sure if you are telling someone off about how something was wrong with his gun but yet you think it's a .50 cal, that's sad....

I mean really, if you are an NCO, you should at least know that M2's are not easily transported by man and a .50 cal is way bigger than a 7.62.

I agree, I would have never known about the ACOG if I didn't see a commercial for it, and yes, a PEQ box is confusing. But really, a .50 cal....
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Lets do branch jokes instead of pounding the so called "lack of knowledge people because they were never trained on stuff you were trained on"
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Lets do branch jokes instead of pounding the so called "lack of knowledge people because they were never trained on stuff you were trained on"

How do you spot a Marine mine sweeper?
When the Marine is holding his ears, squinting his eyes and stomping around a mine field.
-A Marine told me that while in Iraq.

Here is a funny poster for all:
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what does a marine and a banana have in common?
They start out green, turn yellow and die in bunches.

Joking...joking only

A army puke was sitting in a bar with a sailor, the army puke says "we won the battle of the bulge" the squidly says " we won the battle of midway" The army puke says " we had general patton" the squidly says " we had admiral nimitz" after a few hours of arguing whose service was better the army puke says "the army invented sex" the squidly says "your right but it was the navy who introduced it to women"

this is better than attacking others isn't it?
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A young Ensign approached a crusty old Master Chief and asked about the origin of the commissioned officer insignias.

"Well," replied the Master Chief, "the insignias for the Navy are steeped in history and tradition. As an Ensign, we give you a gold bar, representing that you are very valuable but also malleable. The silver bar of a Lieutenant Junior Grade also represents significant value, but is less malleable. Now, when you make Lieutenant, your value doubles, hence the two silver bars. As a Captain, you soar over the common sailors, hence the eagle. And when you make Admiral, you are obviously a star. Does that answer your question?"

"Yes, Master Chief," replied the young Ensign. "But what about Lieutenant Commanders and Commanders?"

"That, Sir, goes waaaay back in history - back to the Garden of Eden. You see, we've always covered our pricks with leaves."
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A army company of 200 goes on deployment....what comes back?

100 couples
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A marine and a sailor are in the bathroom using the urinal. The marine starts to walk away when the sailor says " In the navy we're taught to wash our hands after using the restroom", the marine replies " In the marines we're taught not to piss on our hands."
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Navy, Accelerate your homosexuality.
Hey now, I take offense to that. I was in the Navy.

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
Retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a
Bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be....

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of His head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a
Bonus of $72,000...

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with $ 96,000.

The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, ''From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.''

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider,explaining about the nice big payments the previous two Officers had received. But old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measure was taken by a Medical Officer.

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to drop 'em,' which He did.

The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. ''Dear Lord!'' he suddenly exclaimed, ''Where Are your testicles?''

The Old Chief calmly replied,

''Vietnam ''.
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