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How You Know Your Are Addicted to Airsoft

This happened a couple days ago, and the thread of "How know if you are a vet/ noob" came to mind.

So i had to post my version, of "How you know you are Addicted to Airsoft".

You haven't seen your girlfriend in a few weeks, so she tells you that she wants to find somewhere to spend the night together to "make up for lost time". You turn her down, saying "No I have to wake up and play airsoft the next day."

She didn't take it so well.
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My girlfriends birthday is on the 14th, same day as BA2, and I told her im goin to BA2.
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:46 PM
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You know you are addicted when you have three Bank accounts being 1. Checking, 2. Rainy Day Fund and 3. Airsoft.
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You know you are addicted when you have three Bank accounts being 1. Checking, 2. Rainy Day Fund and 3. Airsoft.
Don't you mean no bank account?
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you know your adicted to airsoft when....

everyplace you pass you think, 'that would be a great place to assualt.'

everywhere you go, you look for good sniper postions to make sure you don't get hit out of no where.
you ware your tac vest while lazing around your house.(you know you've done it!)
you clear your house before your famly members can go in.
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:29 PM
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Don't you mean no bank account?
Yeah...

Here are three more.

You see some kids looking at the airsoft guns at the local sporting goods store. You tell them to save their money and buy a Marui.

When you go clothes shopping, you price your contractor loadout.

You see fake camo at Macys. You think to your self, "Multicam is so much better than that."
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:33 PM
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oh snap


You just MIGHT be addicted to airsoft when you spent your student loans on airsoft.

or

You might be addicted if your airsoft budget is bigger then your food budget.
(STFU I don't want to hear it)

or

You might be addicted to airsoft when you are forced to move back in with your parents because you accidentally spent your rent money on a new AEG.
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Old 04-05-2007, 07:26 PM
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I do have dreams about airsoft.
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you might be addicted if.... your girlfriend says " i have a suprise for you, its in the bedroom" and the first thing you think of is a new airsoft gun.

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you might be addicted to airsoft if....

you have argued with your spouse about naming you child "blackhawk"

you've tried to snort BB's

you've used your camelback while sitting around in you house

your wife calls you and asked where your at and you say "wave point zoso"

your girlfriend has to wear a ghilli suit to get your attention

you wear camo face paint to work....and your employies dont do anything because its normal.

being called a n00b is THE worst insult anyone can say to you.
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.......when

Your BDUs have to match your weapon's country of origin
You spend more on BBs than beer, or pizza
You heatedly debate the benefits of flectarn vs. cadpat
You quit smoking, not for health reasons, but to free up cash for airsoft
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When you sit in class and think about past games to pass time.
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College life while being addicted to airsoft:
"Ammo or food?"
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oh snap


You just MIGHT be addicted to airsoft when you spent your student loans on airsoft.
No. You get rejected for a student loan because the lender could not find the Tactical Innovations University.
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You might be addicted when..

Your cubical is fortified with fake sandbags, and has camouflage netting on it.

The family van is commonly referred to as an APC.

When you walk through a convenience store acting like you're holding a pistol with both hands, clearing corners before you turn.

You actually come up with anything for this thread.
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you have a shopping list that is set months in advance for specific items at a specific time, such as a set of pouches one week and then some gun parts another and then the other pouches needed for a loadout that werent needed in earnest 2 weeks previous like the other pouches.

I have all of my things planned out at this current time....

btw: next week for me:
2 paraclete mag pouches in CB
1 Emdom admin pouch in CB
1 DBT hydration Patrol pack in CB

2 weeks after that:
ARMS 40 rear BUIS
custom battery for the Crane stock
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No. You get rejected for a student loan because the lender could not find the Tactical Innovations University.
Oh, Zing!
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You know your addicted to airsoft when you walk into the convenience store down the street in full camo, vest, and the clerk looks at you say's "nother airsoft tournment i see" and you just nod your head and leave....true story
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.............when

You verbally assault someone for saying "clip" (instead of "mag") ....then remember you're at the barber shop

You love the smell of propane in the morning...."It smells like victory"

The pages of your Classic Army catalog are sticky from drool
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Your wife calls to ask when you're leaving the airsoft store and you realize its the third call and "I'll be thirty minutes ago" was four hours ago.

In bed, at night, when your wife turns over, sparkle in her eye, that knowing grin and asks you if there is anything special she can do for you, you ask her to buy you the new metal replica ACOG for your new M4.

Your trip to the store to get bread and milk now includes two bags of BBs and four midcaps.

When your wife/girlfriend wants you to talk dirty to her, she gets mad because you tell her you want to re-shim her gearbox.
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You might be addicted when..
The family van is commonly referred to as an APC.
Lol, we lovingly call our van "The Tank"

You might be addicted if...

You move back in with your Mother, rather than selling one of your AEGs to pay rent.

You have about 4 different loadouts planned in your mind at any given time.

The number of "airsoft buddies" on your AIM buddy list nearly quintuples the number of girls.

Your back ground of your computer is a picture of your own airsoft gun.

You buy a second pair of BDUs to use as PJs.

You have slept with your new gun in your bed at least once.
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You know your addicted to airsoft when...

you've forgotten your teammates real names because you always call them by their call sign.

your summer vacation consist of Blind Fury, Safari Strike, and John Lu events.

you can find a stray bb laying in every room of your house.

your dream house has an airsoft armory.

your airsoft designs have been stolen by a company that can afford a patent.
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You know your addicted to airsoft when:

Your playing Socom online and you start yelling into the mic "Call your freaking hits"

When you spend your lunch break at Airsoft Arms.

When you know everyone that has worked at Airsoft Arms by there first name for the last 4 years.
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You can find a stray bb laying in every room of your house.

I have to agree with this, it makes my parents angry too, lol. Although the rest of the house is pretty clean compared to my room, bb-wise that is.

When...

You tell anyone you play airsoft, you feel you must explain the AO rules and how you don't like kids who play with Wal-mart guns etc.
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