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Old 08-14-2013, 03:39 PM
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Airsoft Ohio Ghetto Translated

Search Airsoft Ohio on http://gizoogle.net/.

Then click the link to AO. The read all the threads translated. Certainly makes this place more interesting.
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Old 08-14-2013, 04:12 PM
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Translating some of the pages on here and I'm dying laughing at what it changes everything to....
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Old 08-14-2013, 04:24 PM
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Old 08-14-2013, 04:52 PM
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Old 08-14-2013, 05:02 PM
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Dear God my day got even better. Thank you, Thank you so very much.
"Dear Dogg mah dizzle gots even mo' betta n' ****. Nuff props, Nuff props so straight-up much."
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Old 08-14-2013, 05:27 PM
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Evil Head aint repsonsible fo' sarcasm. If sarcazzle lasts mo' than four hours, consult a thugged-out doctor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Evil Headz comment may cause prolonged bleedin n' horny-*** inactivity. Do not read these comments if yo *** is pregnant. Right back up in yo muthaf***** ***. Some mild bruisin of tha ego may occur. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. If so, stop rockin sarcazzle immediately.
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Old 08-14-2013, 10:06 PM
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Old 08-15-2013, 06:44 AM
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Wow wasn't expecting it to be as funny as it is
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Old 08-15-2013, 07:20 AM
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Dear god! that made my afternoon!
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Old 08-15-2013, 11:27 AM
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I'm not going to get anything done at work this afternoon. Thanks Evilhead...

From Red's post in stupid questions:

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In dis playas opinion, Tokyo Marui make da most thugged-out reliable stock glock up in all of airsoft, period. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! They is not skanky, they is plasticy yo, but they was made ta be reliable. Just don't mess wit dem n' they'll reward you fo' a long, long game. This is why I've owned 6-7 of them, n' I'ma always fall back ta dem as mah underground standard. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! None of dem broke, all of dem have freshly smoked up ballaz n' is continuin on tha airsoft field.
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Old 08-15-2013, 11:34 AM
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as serious as this blog was, I lol'd really hard

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Old 08-17-2013, 07:10 AM
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Airsoft be a recreational activitizzle up in which participants eliminizzle opponents by hittin each other wit spherical non-metallic pellets launched via replica firearms called Airsoft guns.
Gameplay varies up in steez n' composizzle but often range from short-term skirmishes, organized scenarios, C.Q.B., field, military simulations (MilSim), or oldschool reenactments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Combat thangs on tha battlefield often involve tha use of common military tactics ta big up objectives set up in each game. Participants typically emulate tha tactical shiznit n' accessories used by modern military n' five-o organizations.
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Old 08-18-2013, 07:39 PM
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I laughed till I cried! This is wonderful. Thank you!
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Old 08-18-2013, 10:38 PM
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I'm dying. Everyone attend my funeral, I'm laughing too hard and my lungs aren't getting air. I have maybe 5 minutes left. I went into the HOI on this. Goodbye AO.
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So I ran a couple emails I get through it. These are those 'pep-talk' Emails that use too many buzz words. The guys died laughing when they read this:

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Da ****** has become ******’s intellectual foundry - fo' all thangs - Influence - Ghetto Theory - Innovatizzle Organizationizzle Structures n' High-End future Plannin Methodologies. Put ya mutha****in choppers up if ya feel dis! I give props ta mah playas fo' they continued mad bullshiznit / focus n' commitment ta excellence ta set conditions fo' Irreversible Momentum fo' tha ****** n' tha ******.
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