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Top Five Signs of an Overly-Large Noob Population on a Forum:

5. There are at least five threads with the exact same topic.
4. Every third thread you read includes one or more posts telling somebody to search or google something.
3. There is a newbie section.
2. Do I even have to mention l33t speak? Or do you already know where I'm going?
1. People create threads about the noobs in the forum.
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Old 03-15-2007, 04:46 PM
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There, fixed.
You must up the number of posts to an outrageous number in such a short time!
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Like a person that signed up in February, yet I won't say his name?
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Like a person that signed up in February, yet I won't say his name?
Oh? What's this... a search button?

LOL I figured out who it is...
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Old 03-15-2007, 05:12 PM
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A person who reads me making a joke at Fox's expense and then assumes he can too, gets universally "bad rep" -ed from all the regs, and then is baninated by Loki.
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Old 03-15-2007, 05:32 PM
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But Fox is never around to do anything about it...

It's like taking candy from a zombie.
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But Fox is never around to do anything about it...

It's like taking candy from a zombie.
Well put, lmao.
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:56 PM
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I would consider the AO Mods to be like the Justice League....
  • Fox is Batman with extra room on his utility belt
  • Dman is Flash because he's quick on replying to threads.
  • Greaseman is like Wonder Woman because he uses...a lasso...or was it something else that rhymes with lasso?
  • Gertie is like that Winged Chick that goes around clobbering people with a Mace.
  • NextMayor is the Green Lantern...he wears a ring and flashes green...
  • Locutus is Superman...he can fly, look through stuff, and do amazing things, but his weakness is Kryptonite - Stupidity.
  • Loki is Aquaman...because he sends noobs to swim with the fishes...wait, what exactly can Aquaman do? Oh yeah...nothing but figure into a plot line that doesn't really matter. But hey, he has this cool hook hand...

Yeah...maybe its more like Justice League Unlimited - a few memorable characters and dozens of nobodies that you can't really remember and don't bother trying.
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Old 03-15-2007, 08:21 PM
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your a noob if

1. if you take apart your gun with even reading the instructions,and then ask how to fix it
2. you post in a thread about how obviously funny one of the post's were
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"... you just bought your first gun and it's a Super-9."
"... you just bought your first piece of gear and it's a ghillie suit."
"... you just bought your first batch of bbs and they're Walmart pink .12s."
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Old 03-15-2007, 09:56 PM
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If you have ever looked for a review on a Well R6
If your mom wont be coxxed
If you have ever bought the same gun off a differnent store because it has "more fpses"
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Old 03-15-2007, 09:57 PM
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1 way to know you're not a noob anymore

1. You may or may not be wearing your gear when you are typing on the forum...... Just to try it out for fit and new pouch arrangment of course...... For scientific reasons of course....
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Old 03-15-2007, 10:34 PM
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For the love of God Brandon, you posted 6 responses on page 1, which generaly did not contribute or advance the topic of the post. Posting in such a way is also considered "Noobish" and generally frowned upon. And I've noticed you do it a lot. LoL. Might want to start watching yourself.

Loki, you might want to add "Feeling the need to comment on every single forum post, even though you have nothing important to say and don't have any intentions to advance the theme of the thread." LoL

And as far as the pronoucing Tokyo Marui, Tokyo is not actually pronouced Toe-kee-ok, but is pronouced Toke-yo (toke toke, hah!). Marui is pronouced Mah-Roo-E, but you might hear people in Japan saying Mah-Loo-E as they have difficulty with R's and L's. So Toke-yo Mah-Roo-E for all you Noobs out there!

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The #1 sign that you're a n00b: you obsess over who's a n00b and who's not.
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Old 03-16-2007, 02:41 AM
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If you don't know how to pronounce it, watch the memorial Marui Man video. The commentator is speaking Japanese, so if you listened to how he pronounces Tokyo Marui...
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You might be a noob...

If anything you post could be considered postcount++
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If you rain on the new guy's enthusiasm and act like you should be issued a DD214 and V.A. benefits due to your extensive experience and vast knowledge of camo patterns you get my vote for noobdom.

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The top seven ways you know you are a "veteran" or "experienced" airsofter:

7. Your mom loaned you enough money for you and your buddies to get official team shoulder patches.
6. Your state of the art airsoft rig is worth twice the value of your POS car.
5. You have spent endless hours on ebay in order to buy the newest camo patterns (such as desert tigerstripe) which will never see combat by U.S. troops.
4. You have no sense of humor at the big games and walk around with a sneer on your face all day.
3. Your teammates all have matching gear, making you "professionals".
2. You spend countless hours watching "Dallas SWAT" and imitate their poses in front of your mirror. You "train" your teammates on how to pose so you all look "tactical".
1. All of your co-workers at save-a-lot think you actually served in combat.
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I looked at reviews for Well R series relicas. :'(
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#4 sign you are not a noob- You use classic guns.


#2 sign you are not a noob- You have noobs come up to you at games and say, "OMG are you ______ from AirsoftOhio??!?!?!?!"

/\ This has actually happened to me................
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I use classics!

Another is when you put up a want to buy add for an M60 but are only willing to spend $75.

Or when you buy the "tacticul uber l33t navy seal marine army m4 m16 sniper gun" from ebay for $10 and expect it to actually work out of the box...

Or when it takes you a few weeks to realize that you signed up for airsoft ohio using a different email account and wonder why you never got the registration email with your password on the one you use most... oops...

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My top ten signs that you may be a noob...

10.) You show up at an event with a clear plastic springer or LPEG
9.) You refuse to acknowledge that your WELL is an LPEG and claim that it is better than anything Tokyo Marui can put out
8.) You ask how to build an M134 Minigun
7.) You post things completely irrelevant to the topic at hand
6.) You ask multiple times in an event thread if you can borrow someone's gun the day of the event
5.) You get in petty fights with other members over silly issues that took place on other forums
4.) You post in the events section saying that you are holding a super-ultra MILSIM game, yet you know nothing about MILSIM, the property you are using doesn't even belong to you, you are 14 years old, you don't know anything about safety or liability, and you use springers
3.) You post videos of yourself on Youtube doing stupid things, then post them on this forum and say that what you are doing is "cool," but by the end of the day you end up banned by Loki.
2.) You get banned by Loki your first day here
1.) Your mom is Mary McCarty of the Dayton Daily News
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