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Wanted: Energetic People Person for Employment

Posted 07-27-2009 at 10:31 PM by ECHOES
Hello, as you may have noticed our local economy is in slump. Few businesses are hiring, but a slim few.

Well, I'm proud to announce a new job position has opened up at this great company of AirsoftOhio. This job is available due to the recent quitting of the previous holder, Gascan.

Job Title

Assistant to the Advisor of Incoming Members
Your job entails
-Answering questions (The same question, thousands of times)
-Moderator pacifying (New members tend to offend mods, resulting in anger and banning)
-General Babysitting (Imagine watching kids, but ones with bad attitudes and an internet connection)


Our company is looking for a person with...

-A great attitude (You'll need it)
-Willingness to answer questions (Over and over...)
-Preferably a chain smoker (How else will you get through the pain?)
-Excellent mental health
-Knowledge of "UTG L96"


If you are wanting and willing, we'd love to have you on our team here at AO!

Pay is low for this grueling job, here is the pay scale.

Payment
187 "Texx" Dollars per week

187 Texx dollars is equal to 38 Miyagi dollars.
38 Miyagi dollars is equal to 73 Agent Spencer dollars. Etc. It will all be worked out like this-

187 Texx = 38 Miyagi = 73 Agent Spencer = 1,000 Loki = 19 Foxtrot
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    Rhyno's Avatar
    -Knowledge of "UTG L96"

    I lol'd
    Posted 07-29-2009 at 02:08 PM by Rhyno Rhyno is offline
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    Sturmtrooper's Avatar
    KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!
    Let God sort 'em out.

    ....I must kindly decline.
    Posted 07-29-2009 at 03:40 PM by Sturmtrooper Sturmtrooper is offline
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    Agent Spencer's Avatar
    What the hell happened to the Lokianic economy?
    Posted 07-29-2009 at 04:11 PM by Agent Spencer Agent Spencer is offline
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    Comrade Garcia's Avatar
    I'm interested. Seriously. By my guess all jobs entail doing the same thing over and over to some degree so it doesn't really matter. And I have knowledge of the UTG L96....of where to put it...in the trash.
    Posted 07-29-2009 at 05:03 PM by Comrade Garcia Comrade Garcia is offline
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    M0nk3y's Avatar
    I want more money from Miyagi
    Posted 07-29-2009 at 05:47 PM by M0nk3y M0nk3y is offline
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    CStahl's Avatar
    I'd be up for it. I know a good amount of info about all the l96. And I could definetly help with AEG support. And I'm young so I have lots of energy. And can be very patient.
    Posted 07-29-2009 at 05:50 PM by CStahl CStahl is offline
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    maglips's Avatar
    I was game until the "Excellent mental health" part. I'll have to decline.
    Posted 07-29-2009 at 09:49 PM by maglips maglips is offline
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    NH_Nitemare's Avatar
    I don't smoke, but I do take a nightly injection of Propofol to help the pain go away.

    Wait, Too Soon?
    Posted 07-30-2009 at 10:38 AM by NH_Nitemare NH_Nitemare is offline
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    Blackbeard's Avatar
    I'm interested, as long as I don't get paid in Foxtrot dollars, that's like Zimbabwe money...
    Posted 07-30-2009 at 02:20 PM by Blackbeard Blackbeard is offline
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    so what do i get with my miyagi tokens hahahaha
    Posted 08-01-2009 at 08:34 PM by Szekely Szekely is offline
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    Gascan's Avatar
    I'll take it.
    Posted 08-13-2009 at 06:01 PM by Gascan Gascan is offline
 

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