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Posted 11-26-2011 at 01:58 PM by Big Teddy
Originally Posted by Texx View Post
Women can be practical. She may have lowered her standards simply to placate the screams of her biological clock. Now she can placate society by now producing a more socially-conscientious brood.

So yeah, placate that shi*....

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    Warpig07's Avatar
    When in doubt, Empty the magazine
    AKs Fire when you don't want them to, M16s dont fire when you do want them too
    about sums it up for me
    Posted 12-03-2011 at 03:03 PM by Warpig07 Warpig07 is offline
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    July 4th 1776 The day America stuck it to the Man. Kind of ironic America is the Man now. - cj93(Oh wait thats me damnit)
    Posted 12-04-2011 at 12:08 AM by cj93 cj93 is offline
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    ReverseFlank's Avatar
    Soap dies and you kill Makarov by turning him into a large human pinata (steel cable around throat) and it ends with you as Price smoking a cigar
    -Matthew Joseph Vladimir Curnutte
    Posted 12-04-2011 at 01:02 AM by ReverseFlank ReverseFlank is offline
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    Son of Liberty's Avatar
    That's a good quote
    Posted 12-04-2011 at 02:30 PM by Son of Liberty Son of Liberty is offline
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    Twin2's Avatar
    "I gotta take a tactical piss"
    -Twin1, 2009
    Posted 12-04-2011 at 05:17 PM by Twin2 Twin2 is offline
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    CTU_Davis's Avatar
    Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: The point, Lance Corporal: we're supposed to be a recon unit of pure warrior spirit. We're out here, 40 klicks in enemy lines, and this man of God here, he's a ######' POG. In fact, he's an officer POG. That's one more layer of bureaucracy and unnecessary logistics, one more ####### we need to supply MREs and baby wipes for. And worst of all, worst of all, the mother###### doesn't even carry a weapon. When push comes to shove even Rolling Stone picks up a gun but this ######' shill of God, he can't cover a sector, he'll never hump ammo or Claymores. This is a ######' war and we're here as warriors, so on top of everything else that's expected of us do we really need to drag him along and indulge in this make-believe ########?

    Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh, no. Now not only do we have to worry about all the Charms you've eaten, but now Brad's just pissed off God.
    Posted 12-05-2011 at 02:28 AM by CTU_Davis CTU_Davis is offline
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    OverLord's Avatar
    Bronco: "All tan be advised, the demolition man is Italian, I repeat he is Italian."

    Blade "I dont care if hes Italian, im French Canadian, I want to know where he is."

    AWOL: "Delta squad where the hell are you!!"
    Me: "about 5 feet to your left..."
    AWOL: "Oh..." Everyone around dies laughing.

    SOL is taking a tactical piss.
    Evil Head moves to insert enemies behind him...
    Me "enemies inserting get ready"
    SOL "What! No! No Insert, no insert wait, wait! *runs back to our lines with pants un buttoned yelling "S*** S****"

    it went something like that.... everyone died laughing
    Posted 12-05-2011 at 11:06 AM by OverLord OverLord is offline
    Updated 12-05-2011 at 11:11 AM by OverLord
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    Big Teddy's Avatar
    I think overlord wins guys
    Posted 12-07-2011 at 03:03 PM by Big Teddy Big Teddy is offline
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    Son of Liberty's Avatar
    Oh man, yes. That was a close call.
    Posted 12-09-2011 at 12:03 PM by Son of Liberty Son of Liberty is offline
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    INGINE's Avatar
    "Ya know the difference between a friend and a good friend? A friend won't tell on ya if ya kill someone, a good friend will help ya hide the body." - My grandpa

    "There is two things I've learned in life. Ya can't drink a fat girl skinny, and ya can't drink an ugly girl pretty. Trust me I've tried both many times." - My one eyed uncle Danny
    Posted 12-10-2011 at 11:47 AM by INGINE INGINE is offline
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    Panda's Avatar
    "A guy isn't truly in love with you if he doesn't know the color of your eyes" - Girl in my class.

    Let this be a message that we all need to start memorizing eye color before everyone catches on to this and we are left speechless!
    Posted 12-12-2011 at 06:55 PM by Panda Panda is offline
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    Big Teddy's Avatar
    Panda you a genius
    Posted 12-15-2011 at 09:12 AM by Big Teddy Big Teddy is offline
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    Panda's Avatar
    I do my best.
    Posted 12-17-2011 at 04:03 PM by Panda Panda is offline

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