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Serious Problem

Posted 02-17-2010 at 07:45 PM by ECHOES
Hai gais,

I was working with my JG M4/DMR/death rifle the other day (shoots around 790 FPS, I don't know for sure as it broke the last chrono) but anyway, I went to fire it my mom's basement (had to use the silencer cuz she was sleeping after her bridge game, and if she woke up she won't make me hot pockets).

So anyhoo, it cycles and fired (sounded like a 7.62mm X 39 in the basement, yeah I know right?) The BB (I buy only "Matrix" brand ones, cuz they used them in all three movies and are mostly made from Keanu Reeves' solidified hair gel, which = awesome) shoots into the fiberboard wall creating a black hole, from which Chris Costa, Chuck Norris, and Colonel Sanders emerged (I understood the first two, but WTF? Sanders?!!?!?!)

I stood in awe as they went to the freezer and took my hot pockets, rainbow sherbert, and the "special brownies" that mom eats when she's mad.

She's gonna be pissed they took them.

The point is: If you can make good fried chicken, then you're good enough to chill with Costa and Norris.

Yup.
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    Spectre's Avatar
    OH LAWDY LAWDY
    Posted 02-17-2010 at 10:22 PM by Spectre Spectre is offline
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    blacksheep_p's Avatar
    I approve this message.
    Posted 02-17-2010 at 10:24 PM by blacksheep_p blacksheep_p is offline
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    I would have to say this is one of the most random bogs I have ever read...and I like it.

    Much better than the opinion on crap guns blogs.
    Posted 02-17-2010 at 10:37 PM by arsftarmy arsftarmy is offline
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    Texx's Avatar
    this blog needs moar T&A and definitely more obscene language. Come on, you can do it. Also, is your mom hawt?

    Thank you
    Posted 02-17-2010 at 10:52 PM by Texx Texx is offline
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    I agree with Texx. Anyhoo, this was random, but in the great way.
    Posted 02-17-2010 at 11:03 PM by Behindyou Behindyou is offline
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    Izokay's Avatar
    @Texx
    Wasn't there an equation that someone here came up with to determine the hawtness of someones mom? It was something like the amount of fail of an individual is the opposite of the hawtness of said individual's mom.
    Posted 02-17-2010 at 11:07 PM by Izokay Izokay is offline
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    Kawaii's Avatar
    I bet that gun can make your friends bleed all the way across the back yard.
    Posted 02-17-2010 at 11:38 PM by Kawaii Kawaii is offline
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    UrbanMarine's Avatar
    Let me guess. Chris is Black Leader, Chuck is Gold Leader and Sanders is Red Leader?
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 08:12 AM by UrbanMarine UrbanMarine is offline
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    ECHOES's Avatar
    @UrbanMarine- Yep, and they all form a "Deutschland" based team, that ends their blogs in spouts of German.
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 11:33 AM by ECHOES ECHOES is offline
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    Darkstar's Avatar
    Thanks for wasting two minutes of my life that I'll never be able to get back.
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 11:38 AM by Darkstar Darkstar is offline
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    Miyagi's Avatar
    Im glad i just had a bday or I would have hurt myself after reading that
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 01:01 PM by Miyagi Miyagi is offline
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    gertrude's Avatar
    I was entertainished.
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 01:15 PM by gertrude gertrude is offline
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    Rosenhagen's Avatar
    there is no way in hell that thing shoots 790 fps id love to see it
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 03:32 PM by Rosenhagen Rosenhagen is offline
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    Spectre's Avatar
    The definition of gullible is not in the dictionary.
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 04:07 PM by Spectre Spectre is offline
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    CaineHazen's Avatar
    Would read again A++++++ Five star Blagger
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 04:21 PM by CaineHazen CaineHazen is offline
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    Gerber's Avatar
    I love random people
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 04:23 PM by Gerber Gerber is offline
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    Vapor's Avatar
    Wait let me get this straight. You got to meet Chris Costa, Chuck Norris, and Colonel Sanders in one night, and your complaining about some hotpockets? Sad dude..sad. Im only kidding, thanks for the laugh. :P
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 04:56 PM by Vapor Vapor is offline
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    Izokay, it was some long discussion about how hot your mom was related to how much you sucked, then something about breeding Jessica Alba and Megan Fox.
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 07:18 PM by Skate Skate is offline
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    Desert-Fox's Avatar
    Rosenhagen: Its cybergunz. oh. maih bad, it JG. but it's soz l33t. i llke to shoot at car passing byz and people in the head from across my garage when they walkz n lolololololololololololol.

    But seriously man, at what point did you believe that. I hope to god you didn't read that entire thing, because if you did and you thought any bit of this was true, then you might just not belong on the Internetz.
    And thank you for the infamous "intro." blog reference.
    Posted 02-18-2010 at 10:39 PM by Desert-Fox Desert-Fox is offline
    Updated 02-18-2010 at 10:41 PM by Desert-Fox
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    Son of Liberty's Avatar
    Brad you're so awesome. Too awesome for fun.

    I give this blog my seal of approval. Now go write a war story
    Posted 02-19-2010 at 12:14 AM by Son of Liberty Son of Liberty is offline
 

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