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Critical Life Lesson...

Posted 02-22-2010 at 05:16 PM by ISKRA
Updated 02-22-2010 at 10:11 PM by ISKRA
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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    Italian's Avatar
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

    i laugh
    Posted 02-22-2010 at 09:30 PM by Italian Italian is offline
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    Haha that was a great story...ill remember that for now on.
    Posted 02-22-2010 at 09:57 PM by Maniac Maniac is offline
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    mr_kong's Avatar
    What a *****...
    Posted 02-22-2010 at 10:09 PM by mr_kong mr_kong is offline
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    CaineHazen's Avatar
    LOL!! ahh now my week is made...
    Posted 02-22-2010 at 10:12 PM by CaineHazen CaineHazen is offline
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    thereaper214's Avatar
    That just made my day better. I had a really bad day.
    Posted 02-22-2010 at 10:23 PM by thereaper214 thereaper214 is offline
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    Bremner's Avatar
    Thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably for about 5 mins, I needed that.
    Posted 02-22-2010 at 10:51 PM by Bremner Bremner is offline
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    Gambit's Avatar
    I thought this was hilarious.
    Posted 02-22-2010 at 11:11 PM by Gambit Gambit is offline
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    knightmare's Avatar
    I find that to be a very good lesson, lol.
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 12:26 AM by knightmare knightmare is offline
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    HitMan's Avatar
    Ah, that gave me a good laugh.
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 12:28 AM by HitMan HitMan is offline
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    Miku's Avatar
    I lol'd, a lot, and them some more after that! xD
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 12:33 AM by Miku Miku is offline
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    gertrude's Avatar
    wise, wise advice.
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 04:25 AM by gertrude gertrude is offline
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    HK's Avatar
    This is the forth place I have seen this and I still get a chuckle evertime I read it.
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 05:56 AM by HK HK is offline
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    MeticulousAssasin's Avatar
    LOL. That is very funny, but good advice I suppose.
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 06:43 AM by MeticulousAssasin MeticulousAssasin is offline
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    ISKRA's Avatar
    Thanks, I can't take the credit, it was passed onto me. I figured you should see it!
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 07:46 AM by ISKRA ISKRA is offline
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    UrbanMarine's Avatar
    I was reading that and hoping you were a Mormon. Two hot wifes!
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 07:57 AM by UrbanMarine UrbanMarine is offline
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    Grease Man's Avatar
    I would have failed the test..oh well
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 09:08 AM by Grease Man Grease Man is offline
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    Flenner's Avatar
    I do that, and have seen this before!!!!!! It's a great story to tell, especially when it has ACTUALLY happened to you.
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 09:38 AM by Flenner Flenner is offline
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    Patronus's Avatar
    this was a condom commercial for Trojan about 8 or 10 years ago.
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 02:30 PM by Patronus Patronus is offline
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    BIRDSTRIKE's Avatar
    I have met ISKRA's girl, were this a true story he would be dead. DED dead.
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 04:05 PM by BIRDSTRIKE BIRDSTRIKE is offline
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    Locutus's Avatar
    G Man, so did the guy in the story..
    Posted 02-23-2010 at 06:00 PM by Locutus Locutus is offline
 

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