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We're in trouble...

Posted 02-06-2009 at 11:38 AM by Sparky
We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leave s 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ***,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.
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    Killtality's Avatar
    Haha i love it.
    Posted 02-06-2009 at 03:37 PM by Killtality Killtality is offline
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    Dougrich's Avatar
    I claim student, lol. That's awesome though Snake.
    Posted 02-06-2009 at 04:38 PM by Dougrich Dougrich is offline
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    Rupture's Avatar
    Haha, that was great.
    Posted 02-06-2009 at 07:07 PM by Rupture Rupture is offline
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    Loki's Avatar
    You messed something up....

    300,000,000 in this country
    -160,000,000 Retirees
    140,000,000 Remaining

    -85,000,000 In school
    55,000,000 Remaining

    -35,000,000 Fed. Government Employees
    20,000,000 Remaining

    -2,800,000 Military
    17,200,000 Remaining

    -10,800,000 Local Gov. employees
    6,400,000 Remaining

    -188,000 In hospitals
    6,212,000 Remaining

    -1,211,998 In prisons
    5,000,002 Remaining

    -1 Individual who doesn't check his math when posting a blog entry on a blog that was intended to post AIRSOFT-related stuff
    5,000,001 Remaining to do the work

    Posted 02-07-2009 at 11:29 AM by Loki Loki is offline
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    Sparky's Avatar
    Way to completely ruin any humor the joke had -haha. No matter how inaccurate it is.
    Posted 02-07-2009 at 02:25 PM by Sparky Sparky is offline
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    Trojan's Avatar
    lol That was really good
    Posted 02-07-2009 at 04:03 PM by Trojan Trojan is offline
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    airsoft31's Avatar
    that made me lol
    Posted 02-07-2009 at 07:57 PM by airsoft31 airsoft31 is offline
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    Loki's Avatar
    I posted something I thought was funny. Besides, they don't call me the "fun sponge" for nothing.
    Posted 02-07-2009 at 11:26 PM by Loki Loki is offline
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    Dougrich's Avatar
    Loki your the fun police.
    Posted 02-08-2009 at 01:54 AM by Dougrich Dougrich is offline
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    Lone Wolf's Avatar
    That's it i'm doing jumping jacks
    Posted 02-08-2009 at 02:32 PM by Lone Wolf Lone Wolf is offline
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    Rupture's Avatar
    *Cries and shivers in the presence of Loki the Great*
    Posted 02-08-2009 at 09:23 PM by Rupture Rupture is offline
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    Phil's Avatar
    Loki is a math Nazi too!?!?!
    Posted 02-10-2009 at 03:06 PM by Phil Phil is offline
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    Wood's Avatar
    Soup nazi too....
    Posted 02-16-2009 at 05:46 PM by Wood Wood is offline
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    TheSniper's Avatar
    Ha Ha funney
    Posted 02-18-2009 at 04:44 PM by TheSniper TheSniper is offline
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    kurow's Avatar
    Very nice.
    Posted 02-25-2009 at 07:13 AM by kurow kurow is offline
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    Wood's Avatar
    This blog is full of failsz
    Posted 04-19-2009 at 07:33 PM by Wood Wood is offline
  17. Old
    numbers suck
    Posted 03-01-2012 at 01:24 AM by CRASH_TF330 GUNSLINGERS CRASH_TF330 GUNSLINGERS is offline

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