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The ban files: PainfulWhale

Posted 04-21-2009 at 09:55 PM by Phil
Updated 04-21-2009 at 10:46 PM by Phil
I've decided that sometimes things are worth chronicling. In this case, the hilarious noobs who get banend from chat...

[PainfulWhale] 10:08 pm: Do you guys know where I can get good gear?
[mr_kong] 10:08 pm: How was the ban PainfulWhale
[Locutus] 10:08 pm: I will get the meal plan and bring a case of MREs
[Phil] 10:08 pm: The internet.
[DuoChan] 10:08 pm: the tubes
[Shadersnake] 10:08 pm: I hear tactical Tailor is pretty good Painful
[PainfulWhale] 10:08 pm: shut up shade....
[CTU_Davis] 10:08 pm: Ebay
[mr_kong] 10:08 pm: hah
[Fox] 10:09 pm: im not ggetting the meal plan
[Shadersnake] 10:09 pm: Dont start kid
[Fox] 10:09 pm: im just going to have food
[Dora] 10:09 pm: sparky will make you gear
[Fox] 10:09 pm: I can survive on energy bars for 18 hours.
[PainfulWhale] 10:09 pm: kid? I'm an officer in the marines. I'm pretty sure I'm not a kid.
[CTU_Davis] 10:09 pm: I'll bring some MRE's in the event people want them
[Dora] 10:09 pm: uh oh
[Shadersnake] 10:09 pm: Sure don't present yourself as such Painful
[Phil] 10:09 pm:'re in the marines and don't knwo where to get gear?
[Phil] 10:09 pm: .../face
[CTU_Davis] 10:10 pm: hears a record skip somewhere
[CTU_Davis] 10:10 pm: ....
[CTU_Davis] 10:10 pm: do I smell bull****
[Shadersnake] 10:10 pm: ..../facepalm
[mr_kong] 10:10 pm: he's a marine who mows lawns for a living
[Dora] 10:10 pm: assclown lolwut?
[Shadersnake] 10:10 pm: Careful.. don't step in the bull****
[mr_kong] 10:10 pm: lol
[PainfulWhale] 10:10 pm: you guys think airsoft is scary, get on to a battle field and see what you will do when the real bullets start flying.
[Dora] 10:10 pm: oooh man
[Dora] 10:10 pm: this is gettin' good
[Shadersnake] 10:10 pm: Painful... go walk down the streets of Youngstown
[mr_kong] 10:10 pm: bet those blades of grass are real scary too when you mow it
[Shadersnake] 10:10 pm: good enoguh for me
[CTU_Davis] 10:10 pm: hahaha
[Airsoft Discussion]: Doorman has left at 10:10 pm
[Shadersnake] 10:11 pm: enough*
[Phil] 10:11 pm: Who said airsoft was scary?
[PainfulWhale] 10:11 pm: I have been to youngstown.
[Locutus] 10:11 pm: PainfulWhale, what is your MOS?
[DuoChan] 10:11 pm: lol, what's your MOS Whale? Friend of mine's going for 0331 at SOI right now
[Shadersnake] 10:11 pm: Loc.. this may get out of hand very quickly
[DuoChan] 10:11 pm: let it rain...
[mr_kong] 10:11 pm: scary becuase of those allergies
[Locutus] 10:11 pm: PW?
[Shadersnake] 10:11 pm: watching as Painful googles what MOS is
[Fox] 10:11 pm: I live in youngstown
[mr_kong] 10:11 pm: you know what I'm saying?
[Locutus] 10:12 pm: yeah, this is about how long it takes someone to google it.
[PainfulWhale] 10:12 pm: I know what mos is.
[mr_kong] 10:12 pm: makes your eyes all itchy, and you sneeze a lot
[Locutus] 10:12 pm: I smell IP ban coming.
[DuoChan] 10:12 pm: PW hit a golf ball when mowing
[Duo] 10:12 pm: Then what's your MOS?
[Locutus] 10:12 pm: then what is your MOS?
[Dora] 10:12 pm: hit him in the head
[Dora] 10:12 pm: now has PTSD
[DuoChan] 10:12 pm: I love you, Loc
[mr_kong] 10:12 pm: lol
[Red] 10:12 pm: LOL
[Shadersnake] 10:12 pm: Painful.. dont bring this weak #$%^&* to the playground.. Cause we'll #$%^&* ng eat you alive
[mr_kong] 10:12 pm: careful, Strikers have PTSD
[mr_kong] 10:12 pm: its serious business
[Airsoft Discussion]: Lu has entered at 10:12 pm
[PainfulWhale] 10:12 pm: I'm in the 41st platoon. I'm in charge of 40+ men, I'm on my 3rd tour
[Dora] 10:12 pm: IM will eat you
[CTU_Davis] 10:12 pm: HAAAHAAAHAA
[Locutus] 10:12 pm: fail.
[Red] 10:13 pm: Lol oh lawd...
[DuoChan] 10:13 pm: Oh?
[Red] 10:13 pm: IP BAN HOOOOOO
[Shadersnake] 10:13 pm: Lol
[mr_kong] 10:13 pm: omg Lu is here
[DuoChan] 10:13 pm: What's your MOS? lol
[Locutus] 10:13 pm: That isn't an MOS.
[Phil] 10:13 pm: -_-
[Shadersnake] 10:13 pm: BANHAMMER
[Dora] 10:13 pm: KILL THE WABBIT
[Lu] 10:13 pm: wait wait wait
[Lu] 10:13 pm: devil
[Lu] 10:13 pm: whats goin on here
[Shadersnake] 10:13 pm: betchya he cant say what his MOS is..
[PainfulWhale] 10:13 pm: then you tell me what it is?
[Shadersnake] 10:13 pm: it's Top Secret
[CTU_Davis] 10:13 pm: i'm going to strike a guess at 13 year old 100 pound nerd.
[Red] 10:13 pm: Lol...
[Lu] 10:13 pm: whats your MOS Devil?
[Locutus] 10:13 pm: Where are you now PW?
[mr_kong] 10:13 pm: wtf? we're asking you painful whale
[DuoChan] 10:13 pm: Lu: Whale says he's an office in the Corps.
[Shadersnake] 10:13 pm: GAIS... my MOS is TOp Secretzz
[Dora] 10:13 pm: PW: what does "qapla'" mean?
[mr_kong] 10:14 pm: his avatar is of a Army soldier
[Shadersnake] 10:14 pm: So therefore, he must be in the army
[Locutus] 10:14 pm: lol
[mr_kong] 10:14 pm: What the #$%^&* BOOOOOOOOOOOM
[PainfulWhale] 10:14 pm: Your calling me a nerd? I don't even play airsoft. evertime I see pictures of you guys playing, you look like a nerd. you guys make real military servicemen like myself look bad. not even kidding.
[Dora] 10:14 pm: loc
[Dora] 10:14 pm: for my birthday
[Red] 10:14 pm: Lol
[DuoChan] 10:14 pm: Fox
[Red] 10:14 pm: IP BAN
[Dora] 10:14 pm: please don't ban him
[Dora] 10:14 pm: he's too much fun
[Lu] 10:14 pm: so what am I when a fellow prior is merely asking for ones MOS's?
[Shadersnake] 10:14 pm: A Marine Officer having an avatar of an ARMY solider?? Seems so wrong
[CTU_Davis] 10:14 pm: Oh
[Locutus] 10:14 pm: this is fun
[CTU_Davis] 10:15 pm: Oh did he go there?
[Shadersnake] 10:15 pm: He went there Davis
[Shadersnake] 10:15 pm: Loc... Permission to #$%^&* ng eat his soul?
[PainfulWhale] 10:15 pm: and just because my avatar is an army soldier does not mean I'm not an officer. that is my friend who has died in Iraq
[Dora] 10:15 pm: oh god
[Shadersnake] 10:15 pm: Had Died PW
[Shadersnake] 10:15 pm: HAD
[Locutus] 10:15 pm: ok, now you have crossed the line #$%^&* ng peice of ****.
[Red] 10:15 pm: LOLOL
[Shadersnake] 10:16 pm: Oh Shi-
[Shadersnake] 10:16 pm: Loc angry
[Airsoft Discussion]: mr_kong has left at 10:16 pm
[Dora] 10:16 pm: darth loc
[CTU_Davis] 10:16 pm: Yes. Yes I did call you a nerd you lieing sack of #$%^&*
[Lu] 10:16 pm: PW: so it says your occupation is mowing?
[Airsoft Discussion]: Miyagi has entered at 10:16 pm
[PainfulWhale] 10:16 pm: is this seriously how you treat your memebers locotus?
[Phil] 10:16 pm: Hey whale, what's your rank?
[Lu] 10:16 pm: i didnt realize that was an MOS
[CTU_Davis] 10:16 pm: Someone E-curbstomp this mothe #$%^&* r
[Dora] 10:16 pm: LOL
[Shadersnake] 10:16 pm: PW.... right now, you're lower then dirt thats buried underneat #$%^&*
[Red] 10:16 pm: Painful, SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
[Airsoft Discussion]: PainfulWhale has left at 10:16 pm
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    mr_kong's Avatar
    Serious business.
    Posted 04-21-2009 at 10:41 PM by mr_kong mr_kong is offline
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    UsedToCould's Avatar
    As entertaining a read as it was, he should be ashamed. I don't know a single person who's ever served who would not tell their MOS. Mad props to all of you out there who have served, we all have so many reasons to thank you.
    Posted 04-21-2009 at 10:54 PM by UsedToCould UsedToCould is offline
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    Sparky's Avatar
    People like this are the reason Loc has to ban me from chat so often . If you could communicate intelligently with kids like this, maybe I wouldn't have to cross that line Paul always shows me, hahaha.
    Posted 04-21-2009 at 11:01 PM by Sparky Sparky is offline
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    Dougrich's Avatar
    omg, what a loser hopefully someone steals his lunch money.
    Posted 04-21-2009 at 11:24 PM by Dougrich Dougrich is offline
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    Duo Chan's Avatar
    lol, I'm glad we found out he's actually a little ROTC brat... It makes my day.

    O_o Now answer me this. Why are a bunch of messages in there listed from me, even though they are not?
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 01:57 AM by Duo Chan Duo Chan is offline
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    That was hilarious. I'm joining the Marines soon but I would never lie and say that I'm a Marine Corps Officer. He is a disgrace to everyone in the service.
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 07:24 AM by Zache11235 Zache11235 is offline
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    RNA's Avatar
    i wish i was there to witness that for myself i would say something but it would be to hard to type cause id be laughing so hard
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 09:52 AM by RNA RNA is offline
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    D-Boy's Avatar
    Thats great. Don't be making fun of the ROTC. I know there are some that are bratty, just don't put us in the same league. Should have asked him his General Orders. I would have laughed if he said he was an Officer and a 0311 or something.
    On a side note, a lot of marines have no idea on gear since they mainly use what is given to them. Not everyone is a lightfighter badass.
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 02:16 PM by D-Boy D-Boy is offline
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    M0nk3y's Avatar
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 02:22 PM by M0nk3y M0nk3y is offline
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    RNA's Avatar
    Dboy you can tell hes not in the marines he was ignoring the simplest of questions he was lying through his teeth
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 02:29 PM by RNA RNA is offline
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    Dora's Avatar
    Duo, for whatever reason some of the things I said were listed as being said by you. I'm glad you noticed it too .

    God I love chat...
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 05:06 PM by Dora Dora is offline
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    Firefox's Avatar
    Excuse me asking but since he is pretending to be a commisioned officer(military personel) and he isn't, then isn't that technically breaking the law? Just out of curiosity, I remembered seeing a thread a while ago that had acting to be miltary personel in it and was wondering if this would be an example.
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 07:07 PM by Firefox Firefox is offline
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    RNA's Avatar
    yes it is breaking the law its called impersonation
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 07:55 PM by RNA RNA is offline
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    Lone Wolf's Avatar
    Haahaahaha he's registered on here and saying

    [PainfulWhale] 10:14 pm: Your calling me a nerd? I don't even play airsoft. evertime I see pictures of you guys playing, you look like a nerd. you guys make real military servicemen like myself look bad. not even kidding.
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 08:10 PM by Lone Wolf Lone Wolf is offline
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    RNA's Avatar
    he makes real soldiers look bad by lying saying hes a soldier
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 08:16 PM by RNA RNA is offline
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    Lone Wolf's Avatar
    No he just makes himself look like an idiot.
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 08:34 PM by Lone Wolf Lone Wolf is offline
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    RNA's Avatar
    yeah that too but hey he got caught so hes screwed
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 08:42 PM by RNA RNA is offline
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    Sparky's Avatar
    Haha.. he's 15, in highschool, and lives in Zanesville, OH... Just another one of the many punks out there.. Pay him no attention.
    Posted 04-22-2009 at 08:56 PM by Sparky Sparky is offline
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    Texx's Avatar
    He doesn't make the real military look bad, he makes himself look bad. If he were actually in the military, he would make them look bad.

    It's a good thing Loki didn't see him, Loki would have eaten him.
    Posted 04-23-2009 at 10:20 AM by Texx Texx is offline
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    Warcat's Avatar
    That was pretty disturbing. I've been out for 20 years and can still rattle off my MOS without a 2nd thought. I've NEVER heard of the 41st platoon either, last I knew every company had four platoons, three rifle, one weapons.
    Posted 04-24-2009 at 11:51 AM by Warcat Warcat is offline

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